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Joel Joins Avenue Q |
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Joel Trinidad’s first claim to fame was playing the lead role in his kindergarten Christmas play. It is safe to say that he has come a long way since, having played everything from math geniuses to bitchy women to cross-dressing psychopaths to acrobatic chickens to gay playboys to giant condiments.
Actually make that… NEARLY everything because his multiple roles as the puppet master to Nicky, Trekkie Monster and a Bad Idea Bear in AVENUE Q mark a definite career first for Joel.
Welcome to AVENUE Q, JOEL!
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The quality you most like in a man? |
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A Sense of Humor |
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The quality you most like in a woman? |
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Large breasts |
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What do you most value in your friends? |
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Loyalty |
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What is your principle defect? |
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A lack of tolerance for stupidity in people who should know better. |
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What is your favorite occupation? |
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I love the one I have now, but I'd love to be a talk show host someday. And maybe a porn star. |
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What is your dream of happiness? |
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Having enough money to do theater for the rest of my
life, a large breasted woman with a sense of humor at my
side. |
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What would you like to be? |
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Immortal. |
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What is your favorite flower? |
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Are you serious?? |
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What is your favorite bird? |
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People have favorite birds? Really? Okay: THE ARCHAEOPTERYX. (NOTE: was going to put a joke about my favorite bird being "My Own", but obviously I'm above such crass humor). |
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What is your present state of mind? |
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Happy. Always. |
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To what faults do you feel most indulgent? |
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I find it appealing when people foster an irrational
and misguided devotion to me. |
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What is your motto? |
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Always more.
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